Art Of Living works !! Simply fun..

Miscellaneous scribblings for fun....
//Ya, First dialog is BEFORE Art Of Living Couse ,,
and the Second dialog is AFTER Art Of Living Course! //
//Feel the difference.. All thanks to the Great Master..

Before AoL and After:
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Sri Sri says, generally when hearts break in relationships, people cry... Here
in AoL , when heart breaks- love flows...! In the presence of Master every
relationship becomes complete.
Here are some comic examples of applying knowledge...

Before
................ After
"My gf says,``there is nothing between us now''." Sob Sob.
........................After: ``wow, my gf says there is nothing between us,
which means we have finally become One, now no more artificial walls between
us!" Big Smile.
"Oh my God, She is not taking up my calls..." Sob Sob.
..................After:`

`Thank God, She isn't taking my calls, my mobile bill
is saved!"{more money in pocket.}
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AoL / YES!+ has some "other" side effects/ after effects. Have a look at these:

"Before AoL/YES!+, there was no problem in getting sick leave."
.............After: "Even if I am sick, I am smiling and pleasant. So they
think I am lying if I say that I am not well!"

"I am all alone, there is no one with me." ...............After:
"I am the one and only one, there is nobody else in the world! Its all my
reflection..."

"Nobody cares for me." ...............After: "I am
happy for no reason, so people think why to care about him!"

"I am not getting any ideas. Life is so boring.Nothing is ``happening''. "
.............After:"Oh God, there are so many things to do, so many new
thoughts... There are so many events coming up. God, how will I manage all
this!"

"He/She said so and so thing to me- I will never forgive him/her. Let me just
meet. I will @#$%@#$@ !"
....................After:"He/She is so stressed... Can't
even speak properly to me. That's why... I told him/her to do the course...
Didn't listen to me!"

"I am going all alone to movie theater."
........................After: "Wow, there are 300 more people with me to the
movie theater, all belong to me!"

"I am having the worst time in my life."
.............................After: "wow, I am having the worst time in my
life, now whatever comes after this will be better and better still! opposite
values are... "

"Nobody likes me." ..................After:"aha,
nobody dislikes me either!"

"Hi, would you please give me your camera/ bike/ badmington racket/ TV/ ...
this weekend." ................After (with all belongingness and
love in heart) "Hey I am taking your camera/ bike/ badmington racket/ TV/ ...
this weekend, you can collect it later from me!"

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And then there is this newly found concept/idea of next lifetime:

"I dont think I can become Prime Minister of India. "
..............After:" Don't worry yaar, next lifetime hai na."

"Will you marry me?" - "No. I have someone else in mind. "
..................After:"Yeah sure, why not. please be in
the queue, and come early in next life time."

"I don't want to do this job. I feel stuck in my workplace."
.............After:"Let me finish this job in this lifetime only. Otherwise the
pending karma will get me back to this workplace in next lifetime also!"

"I think I have seen you somewhere.... Dont know when."
...............After:"aare hi, bahot lifetimes ke baad mile ho! kahan the itne
janam!"

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And then there is this most wanted thing in the world, that everyone should do
this course, and live like taught in the course. THEN, I would be able to enjoy
MY life to fullest! (even though I need not live the way it is taught!)
e.g.

"When my project work is not over, how nice it would be to have a Boss who
accepts me as I am, accepts the situation as it was one week ago, and then say,
continue the work, but more importantly, ponder over what is the purpose of
life- it is definitely not doing this job! "

"Or the Auto drivers, how nice it would be if they come running from their
autostands , when you just wave a hand, and then they go to any place you want
go - and not the one they want to go to - and finally they don't ask for extra
10bucks and give the remaining change too!
And they won't smoke on the way..."
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Then there are volunteers, volunteer meetings and so on. I think volunteers
need to have different different ringtones, that will save some conversation.
So depending on the ringtone itself, the caller will get to know what's
happening in that person's life. Here are few ringtones:

"This volunteer is currently out of service. Please dial after some time."

"The Volunteer you are trying to reach, is busy on another seva project, please
wait for it to finish, or call later."

"Jaigurudev, What can I do for you!"

Jaigurudev!

(Hey, thanks to Sujeet N C !! <sujeet.charugulla@gmail.com> )